Guy goes into an antique shop and see's a brass cat. he asks how much it is, shopkeeper replies "£50 for the cat and £50 for it's story"
He decides to buy the cat as he is not interested in it's story.
As he walks down the road he starts to see cats following him, as he goes on further there is more and more cats, he decides to put the Brass Cat in a river and to his surprise all the cats jump in the river and drown.
He goes back to the shop and the shopkeeper says "ahh I knew you would be back for its story!" he replies... Feck the story! have you got a brass Tax Man?
He decides to buy the cat as he is not interested in it's story.
As he walks down the road he starts to see cats following him, as he goes on further there is more and more cats, he decides to put the Brass Cat in a river and to his surprise all the cats jump in the river and drown.
He goes back to the shop and the shopkeeper says "ahh I knew you would be back for its story!" he replies... Feck the story! have you got a brass Tax Man?
