One for the weekend

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One for the weekend

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Posted: 12.02.2021  ·  #1
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour
and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?"
'No' he replied, 'Arthritis'.


Ok just one more for the road.


Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home
were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns
to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm
just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age,
how do you feel? Slim says, 'I feel just like a new-born baby'.
'Really!' like a new-born baby!!?
'Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants'.


Have a good weekend. :lol:


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