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Posted: 12.02.2021  ·  #1
oo good to waste,,,,,,,,,hope lots ARE offended!!
Hard hat now on..........
Came from another ex F/E

I woke up this morning to a thick coating of snow and I thought, I know, I'll make a snowman.
A passing feminist asked me why I didn’t make a snowwoman.
So, I made a snowwoman.
My feminist neighbour complained about the snowwoman’s voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snowwomen everywhere.
The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen, instead.
The transgender man…woman…person asked why I didn’t just make one snowperson with detachable parts.
The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
I was being called a racist because the snow couple was white.
I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and to be more racially inclusive.
I was accused of using a black face on the snowman…person.
The Middle Eastern gent across the road demanded that the snowwoman be covered up.
The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
The feminist neighbour complained, again, that the broomstick of the snowwoman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
TV news crews from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women. I replied, “Snowballs.” and am now called a sexist!
Far-left protesters offended by everything marched down the street, demanding I be arrested.
I'm crying into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman.
There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become, because of a bunch of snowflakes


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Posted: 19.02.2021  ·  #2
This is really funny, and I've forwarded it to several pals of a similar age. Who doubtless will forward it themselves, etc. But there is a serious side to this... it's becoming increasingly risky to even think of expressing any opinion that could possibly offend any minority group these days. Common sense has long gone out of the window, as the loony left get stronger and find more and more obscure reasons to complain, usually ending with the forced resignation of someone.
Here's my question: Just say I take my eight year old granddaughter to the park. She needs the loo, so I stand outside while she goes in. I see a boy start to follow her in, so I attempt to stop him. He then tells me that he's identifying as a girl that day and walks past me. What do I do?

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Posted: 19.02.2021  ·  #3
Yes and you will be called a pervert for hanging around the female loo, then your Granddaughter is likely then to be quizzed to prove if you are really her Grandad.

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Posted: 19.02.2021  ·  #4
Quote by tony glenn

This is really funny, and I've forwarded it to several pals of a similar age. Who doubtless will forward it themselves, etc. But there is a serious side to this... it's becoming increasingly risky to even think of expressing any opinion that could possibly offend any minority group these days. Common sense has long gone out of the window, as the loony left get stronger and find more and more obscure reasons to complain, usually ending with the forced resignation of someone.
Here's my question: Just say I take my eight year old granddaughter to the park. She needs the loo, so I stand outside while she goes in. I see a boy start to follow her in, so I attempt to stop him. He then tells me that he's identifying as a girl that day and walks past me. What do I do?


Tony there is no place in this world anymore for decent law abiding people, the looneys and the loopers have all the rights.

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Posted: 19.02.2021  ·  #5
Don't forget the ordinary decent criminals 😠

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Posted: 19.02.2021  ·  #6
You all all right but come on I put this one to light up a little smile not to go into a sad discussion.

so come on smile and be happy and sod the sad world out there


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Posted: 19.02.2021  ·  #7
Unfortunately everything in your story is true, the only bit that won’t happen is the police won’t turn up ,I haven’t seen a cop in eight months only on tv and there standing around looking lost 😂

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