Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. 17 today and didnt even get a card. When i say 17 thats my official birthday when I was adopted. I might be a few months older than that. I am part Italian part German and they havnt even given me a name. I dont even know what gender I am. An oil change wouldn't have gone amiss either. Just a wee bit of TlC is all I need, maybe a polish every now and then. They didn't even wash me after the last time i took them out.
Ah well maybe for my next birthday
Ah well maybe for my next birthday