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Posted: 12.08.2020  ·  #161
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Good stuff,that leaves quite a lot of people on this site already vaccinated.😅😂


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My fear would be that there is a lot of fake Smirnoff around. I’d like to be sure it’s genuine before administering 😂

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I would say that there was a bit of a blond moment crept in there.😂

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Martin it took a fair bit of grey matter to get through that one. :lol:

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💈 *THE HAIRCUT* 💇🏻‍♂💇🏻‍♀

_"Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting."_

👧🏻 One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
🌹💐🌹

👨🏻✈ Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
🍩🥐🍩

🙋🏻‍♂ Then a TD came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The TD was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen TDs lined up waiting for a free haircut.
🗣👥👤👥👤

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

As Margaret Thatcher said: _"Both politicians and nappies need to be changed often and for the same reason!"_

If you don't forward this you have no sense of humor .. 😶


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Another two bloody years.😞

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f**k me those test tube babies have got old!

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f**k me those test tube babies have got old!



Gee s Ally I do not know about the first bit, but I agree with the second bit.😂

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LOL


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Them bloody onions,they are everywhere.😂

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The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw €5

The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than €50 please use the ATM.”

The old lady wanted to know why ...

The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.”

The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, you have €500,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?

The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.

The teller told her any amount up to €3,000

"Well, please let me have €3,000 now", she The teller then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her

The old lady put €5 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit €2,995 back into her account.
the moral of this tale .......

Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.👍


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Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.

The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."

The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said,

"Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.

The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word.

The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."

Dolly was outraged and asked,

"What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, according to the rules, a royal flush beats a pair!"
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Took this photo in a shop in Iceland. Agh its on its side again

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