Floods and other things

Smile you know you want to.

 
 
 
 
 
 
JJF
Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender: n/a
Location: Donegal
Age: 53
Homepage: MotorhomeCraic.com
Posts: 4070
Registered: 10 / 2014
My Motorhome:
Base Vehicle:
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 12.03.2020  ·  #41
*****BREAKING NEWS! *****

Sadly, news has just reached us saying that the first member of this group has sadly died because of the Coronavirus.
In his house they found 500 cans of assorted food, 100kg of pasta, 75kg of rice, 200 toilet rolls and 30L of hand sanitiser which he had panic bought from Aldi “just in case!”

The whole lot collapsed and buried the muppet!


Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 12.03.2020  ·  #42
 

Liked by: JJF, panda

Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 12.03.2020  ·  #43
Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: maghera co derry
Age: 54
Posts: 1020
Registered: 10 / 2011
My Motorhome:
Base Vehicle:
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 12.03.2020  ·  #44
west cork rally cancelled too.


Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Co Wicklow
Age: 89
Posts: 5378
Registered: 01 / 2015
My Motorhome: Matilda 2 Pilote 703FP Explorateur
Base Vehicle: 3ltr 318 Sprinter Automatic
Subject:

Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 12.03.2020  ·  #45
 

Liked by: Ally, panda

Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 12.03.2020  ·  #46
 


Craic'er
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Cork
Posts: 65
Registered: 03 / 2019
My Motorhome: Rapido
Base Vehicle: Ducato
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 12.03.2020  ·  #47
I always had a concern about you "finger licking good" fellas....!

Liked by: Ally, Chevy g20

Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 12.03.2020  ·  #48
Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Co Wicklow
Age: 89
Posts: 5378
Registered: 01 / 2015
My Motorhome: Matilda 2 Pilote 703FP Explorateur
Base Vehicle: 3ltr 318 Sprinter Automatic
Subject:

Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 12.03.2020  ·  #49
Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #50
 

Liked by: GMAC, panda, petie

Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #51
Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #52
Love this topic. All the memes in one place and if anyone doesn't want to see them can ignore they can ignore the topic 😁


Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Wicklow Town
Age: 55
Posts: 2590
Registered: 08 / 2014
My Motorhome: Avantgarde 175
Base Vehicle: Peugeot Boxer 140 bhp
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #53
Quote by Ally

 



This is one of the best yet 😁

Liked by: Ally, ntg, sprinter

Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #54
I can do a "pick your won" for £20 while stocks last.

 

Liked by: JettaJohn

Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Co Wicklow
Age: 89
Posts: 5378
Registered: 01 / 2015
My Motorhome: Matilda 2 Pilote 703FP Explorateur
Base Vehicle: 3ltr 318 Sprinter Automatic
Subject:

Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #55
 
 

Liked by: Ally, panda, Whelaneil

Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: WEXFORD
Age: 70
Posts: 1347
Registered: 12 / 2012
My Motorhome: HOBBY 600
Base Vehicle: Fiat Ducato 2.8
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #56
Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Co Wicklow
Age: 89
Posts: 5378
Registered: 01 / 2015
My Motorhome: Matilda 2 Pilote 703FP Explorateur
Base Vehicle: 3ltr 318 Sprinter Automatic
Subject:

Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #57
Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Co Wicklow
Age: 89
Posts: 5378
Registered: 01 / 2015
My Motorhome: Matilda 2 Pilote 703FP Explorateur
Base Vehicle: 3ltr 318 Sprinter Automatic
Subject:

Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #58
If this worked we would all be in the pub all day for a different type of cure.

from a young researcher who had been transferred from Shenzhen to Wuhan to collaborate with the task force that is fighting the coronavirus epidemic, we receive and willingly transmit to all of this clear, simple and accessible information, which describe exactly what it is. the virus, how it transfers from one person to another and how it can be neutralized in everyday life.

Corona virus infection does not cause a cold with a dripping nose or catarrhal cough, but a dry and dry cough: this is the easiest thing to know.

The virus does not resist heat and dies if exposed to temperatures of 26-27 degrees: therefore often consume hot drinks such as tea, herbal tea and broth during the day, or simply hot water: hot liquids neutralize the virus and it is not difficult to drink them.

If an infected person sneezes in front of you, three meters away they will drop the virus on the ground and prevent it from landing on you.

2. When the virus is found on metal surfaces, it survives for about 12 hours. So when you touch metal surfaces such as handles, doors, appliances, supports on trams, etc., wash your hands well and disinfect them carefully.

3. The virus can live nested in clothes and fabrics for about 6/12 hours: normal detergents can kill it. For clothes that cannot be washed every day, if you can expose them to the sun and the virus will die.

How it manifests itself:

1. The virus first installs itself in the throat, causing inflammation and a dry throat sensation: this symptom can last for 3/4 days.

2. the virus travels through the humidity present in the airways, descends into the trachea and installs in the lung, causing pneumonia. This step takes about 5/6 days.

3. Pneumonia occurs with high fever and difficulty breathing, it is not accompanied by the classic cold symptoms of a runny nose

How can you avoid it:

1. Virus transmission occurs mostly by direct contact, touching tissues or materials on which the virus is present: washing hands frequently is essential.

The virus only survives on your hands for about ten minutes, but in ten minutes many things can happen: rub your eyes or scratch your nose for example, and allow the virus to enter your throat ...

So, for your own good and for the good of others, wash your hands very often and disinfect them!

2. You can gargle with a disinfectant solution that eliminates or minimizes the amount of virus that could enter your throat: in doing so, you eliminate it before it goes down into the trachea and then into the lungs.

3. disinfect the PC keyboard and mobile phones


In such critical times,
These are serious and excellent advice from Japanese doctors who treat COVID-19 cases. Everyone should make sure that their mouth and throat are moist, never DRY. Drink a few sips of water at least every 15 minutes. WHY? Even if the virus gets into your mouth ... water or other liquids will sweep it away through the esophagus and into the stomach. Once in the belly ... Gastric acid in the stomach will kill all the virus. If you don't drink enough water more regularly ... the virus can get into your trumpets and lungs. It is very dangerous.

Share this information with your family, friends and acquaintances, for * solidarity and civic sense * !!!!

Liked by: Grumpy, JJF, johnnymac, petie

Love's the Craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Dublin
Posts: 117
Registered: 12 / 2015
My Motorhome: Vanderlust Van Conversion
Base Vehicle: Fiat Ducato X290 LWB 130
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #59
Ehhhhh are they Chinese or Japanese Drs, first paragraph Chinese last paragraph Japanese :happy: .... most of the info in that "article" re drinking various things has been debunked. It was fake news doing the rounds on WhatsApp earlier in the week.

Just wash your hands and stay away from other people is about as much as you can do.

Quote by sprinter

If this worked we would all be in the pub all day for a different type of cure.

from a young researcher who had been transferred from Shenzhen to Wuhan to collaborate with the task force that is fighting the coronavirus epidemic, we receive and willingly transmit to all of this clear, simple and accessible information, which describe exactly what it is. the virus, how it transfers from one person to another and how it can be neutralized in everyday life.

Corona virus infection does not cause a cold with a dripping nose or catarrhal cough, but a dry and dry cough: this is the easiest thing to know.

The virus does not resist heat and dies if exposed to temperatures of 26-27 degrees: therefore often consume hot drinks such as tea, herbal tea and broth during the day, or simply hot water: hot liquids neutralize the virus and it is not difficult to drink them.

If an infected person sneezes in front of you, three meters away they will drop the virus on the ground and prevent it from landing on you.

2. When the virus is found on metal surfaces, it survives for about 12 hours. So when you touch metal surfaces such as handles, doors, appliances, supports on trams, etc., wash your hands well and disinfect them carefully.

3. The virus can live nested in clothes and fabrics for about 6/12 hours: normal detergents can kill it. For clothes that cannot be washed every day, if you can expose them to the sun and the virus will die.

How it manifests itself:

1. The virus first installs itself in the throat, causing inflammation and a dry throat sensation: this symptom can last for 3/4 days.

2. the virus travels through the humidity present in the airways, descends into the trachea and installs in the lung, causing pneumonia. This step takes about 5/6 days.

3. Pneumonia occurs with high fever and difficulty breathing, it is not accompanied by the classic cold symptoms of a runny nose

How can you avoid it:

1. Virus transmission occurs mostly by direct contact, touching tissues or materials on which the virus is present: washing hands frequently is essential.

The virus only survives on your hands for about ten minutes, but in ten minutes many things can happen: rub your eyes or scratch your nose for example, and allow the virus to enter your throat ...

So, for your own good and for the good of others, wash your hands very often and disinfect them!

2. You can gargle with a disinfectant solution that eliminates or minimizes the amount of virus that could enter your throat: in doing so, you eliminate it before it goes down into the trachea and then into the lungs.

3. disinfect the PC keyboard and mobile phones


In such critical times,
These are serious and excellent advice from Japanese doctors who treat COVID-19 cases. Everyone should make sure that their mouth and throat are moist, never DRY. Drink a few sips of water at least every 15 minutes. WHY? Even if the virus gets into your mouth ... water or other liquids will sweep it away through the esophagus and into the stomach. Once in the belly ... Gastric acid in the stomach will kill all the virus. If you don't drink enough water more regularly ... the virus can get into your trumpets and lungs. It is very dangerous.

Share this information with your family, friends and acquaintances, for * solidarity and civic sense * !!!!


Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Galway
Age: 47
Posts: 2044
Registered: 07 / 2017
My Motorhome:
Base Vehicle: Vauxhall Movano 2.5 CDTI
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #60
Craic Addict
Avatar
Gender: n/a
Location: Meath
Age: 100
Posts: 382
Registered: 07 / 2019
My Motorhome: Compass Drifter Merit 360E
Base Vehicle: Fiat Ducato 1996 2.5T
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #61
Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #62
Got my Corona Virus mask.

 

Liked by: The Rambler

ntg
Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Portglenone. Co Antrim
Posts: 2818
Registered: 04 / 2012
My Motorhome:
Base Vehicle:
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 13.03.2020  ·  #63
Quote by Ally

I can do a "pick your won" for £20 while stocks last.

 




Why do you want to turn our greens (brown)😂

Liked by: Ally

Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 14.03.2020  ·  #64
All this time and the source was right in front of us. :o Sorry folks, it started here, we didn't know.

 

Liked by: GMAC, ntg

ntg
Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Portglenone. Co Antrim
Posts: 2818
Registered: 04 / 2012
My Motorhome:
Base Vehicle:
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 14.03.2020  ·  #65
I saw a guy in a supermarket the other day and he could not get enough of the stuff. (CORONA)
He had 2 boxes of the bloody stuff in his trolly.🤣

Liked by: Ally, Daffysparks, panda

JJF
Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender: n/a
Location: Donegal
Age: 53
Homepage: MotorhomeCraic.com
Posts: 4070
Registered: 10 / 2014
My Motorhome:
Base Vehicle:
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 14.03.2020  ·  #66
Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 16.03.2020  ·  #67
Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: WEXFORD
Age: 70
Posts: 1347
Registered: 12 / 2012
My Motorhome: HOBBY 600
Base Vehicle: Fiat Ducato 2.8
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 16.03.2020  ·  #68
Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Telford/ Fermanagh
Age: 61
Posts: 654
Registered: 08 / 2018
My Motorhome: Pilote Galaxy 78MX
Base Vehicle: Talbot Express
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 16.03.2020  ·  #69
I went into Aldi on Thursday cos it had been brought to my attention that they were selling 18 Carling for £11.00 so I bought 5 to get me through the worst!
Not panic buying but it’s the cheapest in town with a good shelf life.
First time I’ve known them to stock it


Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Wicklow Town
Age: 55
Posts: 2590
Registered: 08 / 2014
My Motorhome: Avantgarde 175
Base Vehicle: Peugeot Boxer 140 bhp
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 16.03.2020  ·  #70
Great price and a decent enough beer :up:


Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 16.03.2020  ·  #71
 

Liked by: Comet, panda

Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Co Wicklow
Age: 89
Posts: 5378
Registered: 01 / 2015
My Motorhome: Matilda 2 Pilote 703FP Explorateur
Base Vehicle: 3ltr 318 Sprinter Automatic
Subject:

Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 17.03.2020  ·  #72
Quote by Albert the Talbot

I went into Aldi on Thursday cos it had been brought to my attention that they were selling 18 Carling for £11.00 so I bought 5 to get me through the worst!


You poor thing could you not afford to buy the whole case?


Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 07.04.2020  ·  #73
 

Liked by: JettaJohn, panda

Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: County Down
Age: 75
Posts: 502
Registered: 11 / 2011
My Motorhome:
Base Vehicle:
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 07.04.2020  ·  #74
filled mine four weeks ago, haven't been in it since,i'm on a twelve week lock down.

Liked by: Ally, panda, sprinter

Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Co Wicklow
Age: 89
Posts: 5378
Registered: 01 / 2015
My Motorhome: Matilda 2 Pilote 703FP Explorateur
Base Vehicle: 3ltr 318 Sprinter Automatic
Subject:

Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 07.04.2020  ·  #75
ntg
Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Portglenone. Co Antrim
Posts: 2818
Registered: 04 / 2012
My Motorhome:
Base Vehicle:
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 07.04.2020  ·  #76
Crackers Martin.👍😄

Liked by: eirebus

Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Co Wicklow
Age: 89
Posts: 5378
Registered: 01 / 2015
My Motorhome: Matilda 2 Pilote 703FP Explorateur
Base Vehicle: 3ltr 318 Sprinter Automatic
Subject:

Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 08.04.2020  ·  #77
I dont know how to get the video up but check this out.
Cork parents Video.
classic prank.

Liked by: Paul mcg

Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Co Wicklow
Age: 89
Posts: 5378
Registered: 01 / 2015
My Motorhome: Matilda 2 Pilote 703FP Explorateur
Base Vehicle: 3ltr 318 Sprinter Automatic
Subject:

Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 08.04.2020  ·  #78
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"

She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."

Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.

“And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

★♫.•Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. ♫★


Eat's Sleep's craic
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Tipperary
Posts: 6602
Registered: 02 / 2012
My Motorhome: Knaus Sport Ti 700 UFB Silverline
Base Vehicle: Renault Master 150 dci Quickshift
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 08.04.2020  ·  #79
Brilliant :lol:


Founder
Avatar
Gender:
Location: Muckamore, Antrim
Age: 52
Homepage: motorhomecraic.com
Posts: 28415
Registered: 08 / 2011
My Motorhome: JJF is giving me his
Base Vehicle: Skoda Rapide
Subject:

Re: Floods and other things

 · 
Posted: 08.04.2020  ·  #80
😂


Selected quotes for multi-quoting:   0

Registered users in this topic

Currently no registered users in this section

The statistic shows who was online during the last 5 minutes. Updated every 90 seconds.