Choose hand sanitiser.
Choose face masks from poundland.
Choose more Andrex than a family can use in a year.
Choose a f***ing big sack of rice from that weird ethnic aisle in the supermarket.
Choose tinned tomatoes, painkillers, bottles of water and electronic thermometers.
Choose your health, just yours, f**k everyone else.
Choose to stare at anyone who dares to cough with a look of pure hatred but not actually say anything.
Choose to stay at home.
Choose to avoid your friends.
Choose to cancel your holiday and unpack your f***ing luggage.
Choose Ocado, Just-Eat and Amazon prime.
Choose a DIY hazmat suit wondering if you should start going to church on a Sunday morning.
Choose self isolation, sitting on that couch all day watching BBC news channel for the latest f***ing death count.
Choose rotting away until the end of it all, pishing into lucozade bottles so you don't have to use the same toilet as the selfish b******s in your house that aren't being as thorough as yourself.
Choose your future.
I chose not to choose this life, I got a f***ing grip!
I got a couple of these during the week stops you getting anything in your face,easy to clean the air trough an old 1 1/4 " SU Racing filter fitted onto the pipe and stops you or anyone else touching your face,
I'm fecking starving since I put it on.
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