How was your day

I was in Starbuck`s recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me…

And suddenly I remembered I was listening to my iPod

…......and how was your day?

That's what happens when old people start using technology !

Mmmm on making mistakes (true story) - was at casualty once with a friend about 10pm at night when I needed to break wind. Stepped outside and of course there were the usual group of smokers hanging around so I walked off about 50 feet distance, carefully made sure I was downwind (very gentle breeze blowing) and slipped a big long one quietly - absolutely silent.

Thought everything was fine until I noticed everyone staring at me. Yep your right - forgot it was cold and there was a huge while cloud hanging around behind me!