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Posted: 16.11.2019  ·  #1
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry

Name: *Wife*
Symbol: Wf
*Atomic mass:* Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

*OCCURRENCE*
Mostly found in front of the Mirror or taking Selfies.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents. Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!

*Please circulate to all scientists*


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