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Posted: 07.09.2019  ·  #1
 
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00


His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.


It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.


When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his
lawyer who knows sign language.


The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"


The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?


Guido signals back, "I don't know what you are talking about."


The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."


The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"


The lawyer signals to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."


Guido trembles and signals, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the
shed at my cousin Bruno's house.


The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"


The lawyer replies, "He says f**k you, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.
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