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Posted: 12.06.2019  ·  #1
Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues just cheered.


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Local man at upholstery workshop fell into unguarded machine.

"How is he?" said his distraught wife.

Oh, fully recovered.


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Paddy drowned while working in the brewery, fell into a vat of whiskey.
Doctors recon he would have died quicker but he got out 3 times to go for a piss.


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Ice-Cream man was found dead beside his van covered in flakes and hundreds and thousands. Police say think he topped himself...

Police arrested 2 men. One for drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks. They charged the first man and let the second one off...

Police seeking information after a chemist had all of his viagra supplies stolen. Police are looking for hardened criminals..

I’ll stop now before I get blocked from the forum.. 🙄


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Posted: 12.06.2019  ·  #6
Told the first one to the boss as of it was actually from the news... Nearly got a clip on the ear but it was worth it 😂


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Man fell into a vat at the sewage works.

He couldn't swim, just went through the motions.


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A man was walking through a graveyard one day when he came upon a headstone inscribed: (Here lies a politician and an honest man)
Boys a dear he says I wonder how they got the two of them in the one grave?


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PJ liked a drop of the crateur and always went home through the graveyard, his long suffering wife decided to scare him in the hope he would quit the booze. Dressed up in a white sheet she jumped out from behind a large gravestone with a loud scream. who are you asks PJ. I AM THE DEVIL, she yells, PJ walks up and with his hand out he says, Put it There , I am married to your sister !


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LOL


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Police seeking information after a chemist had all of his viagra supplies stolen. Police are looking for hardened criminals..



Might be the same gang responsible for robbing that other chemist.... took everything except brylcreem and packs of contraceptives....

Police are looking for a bald catholic ...


I’ll get my hat 🎩


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Swapped the bed for a trampoline.

Wife hit the roof!


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Thought we would get a water bed to spice up our romance, but




We just drifted apart!


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Posted: 14.06.2019  ·  #14
Looked out the window and saw a guy in a tight suit wearing a hat coming up the path.

It was Suggs.

I thought, "is this the first sign of Madness?".


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Posted: 14.06.2019  ·  #15
Married men usually look at porn backways, they like to fantasise about a woman getting dressed and leaving the house on time. :P


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Posted: 15.06.2019  ·  #16
Just had to fix Cat Stevens motorhome.....
His awning had broken.....


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