Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call many times before he would even answer the phone.”
Immediately, the husband drove down town to confront the chemist to demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a couple of words, the chemist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.” "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three streets from my shop, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the shop a lot of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the shop opened and started serving these people, whilst all the time the damn phone was ringing.”
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of coins against the till to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open till drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke.”
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no letup, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.”
‘‘'And believe me, Mr., as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
Immediately, the husband drove down town to confront the chemist to demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a couple of words, the chemist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.” "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three streets from my shop, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the shop a lot of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the shop opened and started serving these people, whilst all the time the damn phone was ringing.”
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of coins against the till to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open till drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke.”
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no letup, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.”
‘‘'And believe me, Mr., as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."