DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
Ø 40-ish..................................49.
Ø Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic................................No breasts.
Ø Average looking....................Moooo.
Ø Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Ø Free Spirit............................Junkie.
Ø Friendship first......................Former Slut.
Ø New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Ø Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Ø Outgoing. .............................Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional...........................Bitch.
Ø Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Ø Yes.....................................No
Ø No......................................No
Ø Maybe.................................No
Ø We need..............................I want
Ø I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry
Ø We need to talk....................You're in trouble
Ø Sure, go ahead.....................You better not
Ø Do what you want................You will pay for this later
Ø I am not upset.....................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
Ø You're attentive tonight.........Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
Ø I am hungry...............................I am hungry
Ø I am sleepy................................I am sleepy
Ø I am tired..................................I am tired
Ø Nice dress.................................Nice cleavage!
Ø I love you..................................Let's have sex now
Ø I am bored.................................Do you want to have sex?
Ø May I have this dance?................I'd like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?...............I'd like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?.......I'd like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?.........I'd like to have sex with you.
Ø I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
Ø 40-ish..................................49.
Ø Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic................................No breasts.
Ø Average looking....................Moooo.
Ø Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Ø Free Spirit............................Junkie.
Ø Friendship first......................Former Slut.
Ø New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Ø Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Ø Outgoing. .............................Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional...........................Bitch.
Ø Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Ø Yes.....................................No
Ø No......................................No
Ø Maybe.................................No
Ø We need..............................I want
Ø I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry
Ø We need to talk....................You're in trouble
Ø Sure, go ahead.....................You better not
Ø Do what you want................You will pay for this later
Ø I am not upset.....................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
Ø You're attentive tonight.........Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
Ø I am hungry...............................I am hungry
Ø I am sleepy................................I am sleepy
Ø I am tired..................................I am tired
Ø Nice dress.................................Nice cleavage!
Ø I love you..................................Let's have sex now
Ø I am bored.................................Do you want to have sex?
Ø May I have this dance?................I'd like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?...............I'd like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?.......I'd like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?.........I'd like to have sex with you.
Ø I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
