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Posted: 08.02.2018  ·  #1
Mrs Beckham was sitting at her desk looking very tearful when her husband walks into the room. Seeing his wife in distress he goes over and asks what the problem is. She replies, that her various business ventures are in deep trouble and she does not think that her upcoming reunion tour with the spice girls will cover the deficit. Never mind says David just start a new product line ,what do you suggest she asks. Why not condoms he answered, Fantastic she replied ,can I use your face on the packet she asks. No problem says David and what shall I put on the front of the packet to make them sell she asks , - BANG THEM LIKE BECKHAM he proudly replies


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Posted: 09.02.2018  ·  #2
Or bend it like beckham, if in a hurry.


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Posted: 09.02.2018  ·  #3
Very good Mr Thorn ,are you saying that, its a two hand job.!


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