True story.
Fast alseep (why do they call it "fast" asleep?)... phone rings..
"Fire alarm is going off in your fathers house"
Sh1t! grab phone, phone his mobile - no answer, phone his house phone - no answer
Got dressed quick, ran out of the house leaving doors open, gate open (he only lives next door), smelt the smoke, the sh1t really hit the fan!
Let myself in with my key, straight to alarm "boiler house", could smell smoke in the house. Couldn't find my Father, but his car was outside. Straight to boiler, no fire, Ran round the house, went upstairs, checked the attic, ran back downstairs, got the near the back door and in comes my father with an empty cup, looking at me rather strange.
He had lit a fire outside and left the back door open.
Fast alseep (why do they call it "fast" asleep?)... phone rings..
"Fire alarm is going off in your fathers house"
Sh1t! grab phone, phone his mobile - no answer, phone his house phone - no answer
Got dressed quick, ran out of the house leaving doors open, gate open (he only lives next door), smelt the smoke, the sh1t really hit the fan!
Let myself in with my key, straight to alarm "boiler house", could smell smoke in the house. Couldn't find my Father, but his car was outside. Straight to boiler, no fire, Ran round the house, went upstairs, checked the attic, ran back downstairs, got the near the back door and in comes my father with an empty cup, looking at me rather strange.
He had lit a fire outside and left the back door open.
