An elderly lady who was proud to have lived her life as a virgin issued instructions that on her death her undertakers were to be given orders that her headstone was to have the wording, born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin.
When the men came to inscribe her headstone they were running late in the day so decided to take a shortcut.
They just inscribed, RETURNED UNOPENED.
When the men came to inscribe her headstone they were running late in the day so decided to take a shortcut.
They just inscribed, RETURNED UNOPENED.
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