Finally done it

As I walked out of the front door with my bags last night, I looked back at
my wife and said, "Are you sure about this? It doesn't feel right."
"Yes, I'm sure," she replied. "You're a
lazy b*****d and it's about time."
"What about the kids?" I asked.
"They're busy watching TV," she said.
"Now just be a man, for once, and put the rubbish out."

Did you have to jump into the wheelie bin to make room?

Nay I do it weeky, unless we are away, if you get my drift? Empty beer cans take up alot of room in the recycling bin because I can't crush them when drunk.