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Posted: 24.11.2017  ·  #1
These two dyslexic skiers are stood at the top of the slope. The first one says "Let's zig zag down the slope."
The second skier says, "No, it's zag zig."

The first skier is sure he's right and the two of them start having a heated debate about it.

Finally, they spot another skier and the first skier says I'll tell you what let's ask this guy."

So he says to him "Excuse me, sir, going down the slope do you zig zag or zag zig

The guy replies Sorry, I've no idea. I'm a tobogganist

The first skier says, In that case can I have 20 Regal and a box of matches please?


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2 dyslexics driving down the M2.

One says to his mate, "Can you smell petrol?"

His mate says, "Very funny. You know I can't even smell my own name."


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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?

He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.


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Dyslexic Devil worshiper.

Sold his soul to Santa!


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Posted: 24.11.2017  ·  #5
Dyslexic gay men get so excited for February 14th. They thinks it's Vaseline Day!


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Not funny if you or are dyslexic !!!


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Dyslexic pimp....

Bought a warehouse!


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Dyslexic pimp....

Bought a warehouse!


Dyslexic business man, bought a whorehouse


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Posted: 25.11.2017  ·  #10
Quote by Annieo

Not funny if you or are dyslexic !!!


I am and i think it's funny. Love the 14th Feb one


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