CHRISTMAS Important instructions

How to cook the Turkey

 
 
 
 
 
 
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CHRISTMAS Important instructions

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Posted: 04.12.2017  ·  #1
So there must be a few of you who will worry about Christmas Dinner.
Having cooked the Dinner for the past 30 odd years for any number from 6 to 40 thought I would be kind to you all give you instructions on how to ensure when you put the Christmas Dinner centre piece on the table it will be "unbelievable"



HOW TO PROPERLY COOK A TURKEY

Step 1 Buy a turkey
Step 2 Have a glass of Wine
Step 3 Stuff Turkey
Step 4 Have a glass of Wine
Step 5 Put turkey in Oven
Step 6 Relax and have another fewglasses of Wine
Step 7 Turk the bastey
Step 8 Wine of glasss another get
Step 9 Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10 Glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 11 Bake the wine for 4 hours
Step 12 Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13 Floor the turkey upoff the pick
Step 14 Turk the Carvey
Step 15 Gwet yourself anutter wottle of bine
Step 16 Tet the stable and pour yourself another gasof turkey
Step 17 Say grace, throw up and pass out.

See it is that easy

Sounds that a typical Christmas day to me

Hope you all have a great time

David



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Posted: 05.12.2017  ·  #2
northern Ireland is the only country where the turkeys come out of the sheds cooked ( cash for ash )


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