This is an oldie but a goodie... I think so anyway.....
Once upon a time there was a chef named Chervase, who worked
in a restaurant. They mainly served fish, especially squid.
Of all the squids there, one stood out from the rest. He was
green, vile and had a hairy lip. Of course anyone seeing this
squid would not want him, and would choose another, more
appetising fish. So, over the years, Chervase grew to like
the squid, despite being vile and green and having a hairy
lip. He would come in every morning and feed it and clean
out it's tank every evening.
During the summer, a student was taken on to wash up, and
his name was Hans. He was a good worker, and helped Chervase
around the kitchen. He also grew to like the squid, and fed
it daily when Chervase was too busy.
One day a gentleman arrived in, claiming to have tasted every
squid known to man. When he saw the vile green hairy-lip squid,
he had to have it.
So, Chervase pulled the squid out by the tentacles and threw
him up on the chopping block. He grabbed his clever and in
one movement he raised it up and couldn't kill his old friend,
the hairy-lipped, vile green squid. He broke down crying and
ordered Hans to kill the squid, but Hans couldn't do it either.
Just goes to show you that ...
Hans who does dishes is as soft as Chervase,
with the Vile Green Hairy Lip Squid...
Once upon a time there was a chef named Chervase, who worked
in a restaurant. They mainly served fish, especially squid.
Of all the squids there, one stood out from the rest. He was
green, vile and had a hairy lip. Of course anyone seeing this
squid would not want him, and would choose another, more
appetising fish. So, over the years, Chervase grew to like
the squid, despite being vile and green and having a hairy
lip. He would come in every morning and feed it and clean
out it's tank every evening.
During the summer, a student was taken on to wash up, and
his name was Hans. He was a good worker, and helped Chervase
around the kitchen. He also grew to like the squid, and fed
it daily when Chervase was too busy.
One day a gentleman arrived in, claiming to have tasted every
squid known to man. When he saw the vile green hairy-lip squid,
he had to have it.
So, Chervase pulled the squid out by the tentacles and threw
him up on the chopping block. He grabbed his clever and in
one movement he raised it up and couldn't kill his old friend,
the hairy-lipped, vile green squid. He broke down crying and
ordered Hans to kill the squid, but Hans couldn't do it either.
Just goes to show you that ...
Hans who does dishes is as soft as Chervase,
with the Vile Green Hairy Lip Squid...