Snobby Pat arrives home in his motorhome after yet another trip away and spots boring Jim in the front garden. Hi ya Jim, he shouts loudly, we have had a super time away, did anything interesting happen here when we were away? Jim kept his head down and muttered "the sun came out on Wednesday". Well thank god for that, exclaimed Pat, we've all known for years that he was gay and did'nt want to say anything to you.